Guy Gets So Sick Of Waiting For The Bomb Squad To Check Out A Suspicious Backpack That He Hops The Police Line And Does It Himself

Source –  What happens when a cyclist tires of waiting for the bomb squad to do their job ? He sneaks around them, rummages through the abandoned backpack, proves there is no bomb, and cps a spine-shattering tackle from the cops once done.

Officers responded to a report of a suspicious package outside a Milwaukee restaurant Monday morning and called in a bomb squad. After a bomb tech dragged the bag into the middle of the street, a man rode up on a bicycle and began removing the contents inside the bag.”He rode past me and he was saying, ‘I’m going to diffuse this situation,” Robert Harris, the man who called in the threat.

It is not known if the bag belonged to him, and police have not released any more details about the incident.

My God, that was a heart pounding fifteen seconds. I kept waiting for him to Evil Genius himself and it never happened. Can you imagine if that thing exploded? I wouldn’t have been able to blog it- what a shame that would’ve been. Part of me wanted it to explode just so this guy could eliminate himself from the gene pool. But the other part of me was rooting for him the whole time. There is nothing worse than having your commute fucked up by a fake scare. It’s happened to me three times since I’ve lived in the city and each time I would’ve rather been blown up than deal with the headache. A few weeks ago I was riding the train next to an unattended backpack praying that no one would make a stink about it. Then sure enough, once we got to Penn Station some lady told the conductor and everything came to a halt. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for, “if you see something say something” but sometimes you’d rather just risk it all than slow down your commute.

I thought the cops handled it perfectly though. Let him figure out if it’s a bomb then form tackle him into oblivion and take control of the situation. I didn’t know a human spine could bend like that.

They essentially cheese grated him into the ground a la Willie Colon. Oh well, all’s well that ends well. Both parties can chalk it up as a learning experience and move on. Hopefully the next bomb scare ends in a similar fashion.